What the hail?

I’ve experienced hailstorms before, but never anything like this. My advice to folks living in Oklahoma who want to find a silver lining in those dark, hail-laden clouds: Buy stock in companies that manufacture siding, shingles, and windshields.

P.S. I was trying to work in some kind of “Van Hailen” joke, but I couldn’t come up with anything. Probably just as well.


  1. Anonymous

    Ohhh my goodness…we've had hail storms in S. TX, but nothing like that one…

  2. Gary J Sibio

    Shout Hail-elujah, somebody!

  3. Anonymous

    Hail-elujah! Wowie-kazowie!

  4. Socks

    Ironic – Television today seems to be focused on 'the apocalypse' The Day After Tomorrow, Seven Signs of the Apocalypse, Nostradamus. A truly uplifting Sunday afternoon…Getting away from TV the first thing I see is this.Good thing I'm Catholic otherwise I'd be freaking out right now.

  5. Anonymous

    Love Van Halen….. does that make me bad?

  6. zippy-doo

    Dear plump suburbanites:1.) Build with brick not cheap siding2.) Get a garage.3.) Do a tour in Dafur to see a "War Zone". This is not a "War Zone"

  7. Joe Heschmeyer

    Alright, we've got "What the hail?" and "Hail-elujah!" so far. Anyone going to try and work in "Hail, Mary!"?

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